Dec 20 2007
Nike Just DID IT…


Now let’s get this perfectly straight before I say how good it is…
I think people who torture their bodies with all this silly running around and sweating stuff are a couple of bricks short of the full barrow load.
I don’t really mind how they choose to waste their precious spare time, but I get really pissed off when I’m standing outside (bloody new legislation!) having a quiet cigarette, and they ponce past disrupting the peace with the constant pond pound pound of their stupidly expensive runners (made by child labour in third world countries) and their sickeningly smug superiority.
After all, where are they running to? The same emergency ward as me, where we will have to compete for attention? Shouldn’t all sports equipment carry a health warning too?
Anyway, all this is just my rambling way of saying: The photos above are a clever way of promoting Nike (as if they need my disdainful approval)
Now how about a few signs for smokers!!!! We are addictive consumers as well.
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